Title: Jiraiya Has An Awesome Christmas (And Orochimaru Ends Up In Drag).
Author: icefalcon
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Jiraiya/Yondaime
Warning(s): No spoilers, bar Yondaime's name. Set during the narrow window before the war, where Orochimaru is still in Konoha, Yondaime isn't Yondaime and doesn't have a team yet (although I subscribe to the theory that Yondaime was teaching Kakashi before Team Yondaime), and Jiraiya is hot (last part always true). Avoids depiction of Orochimaru in drag.
Summary: What's more fun than gift wrapping while drunk?
Author's notes: Written for
shigeruhiko in the 2007 Santa No Jutsu Christmas fic exchange (since then I have fixed up a couple of little inconsistencies as well as a few other little misc. things that I noticed after it had been posted).
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( What's more fun than gift-wrapping while drunk? )